What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:11
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Make Nazis afraid again!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
What was the worst decision you ever did?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.